THE ENTREPRENEUR SCALES: How do you weigh up to the business gurus?
The Scalability Coach, Martin Norbury, has launched a new set of weighing scales to see how you measure up to entrepreneurs. Norbury has dispensed with the traditional units of measurement and replaced them with the names of business leaders.
For just £9.99 you can compare your weight to Hilary Deven’s shoulder pads, Lord Sugar’s famous pointy index finger, Peter Jones’s size 14 shoes, the teeth of Tony Robbins, the combined weight of The Dragons, Donald Trump’s combover and the islands of Sir Richard Branson.
Norbury comments: “knowing your numbers is essential for any business owner, so these scales are ideal to get a gauge of where you stand amongst the giants of industry.”
Designed with a non-slip rubber and easy to clean surface, the Entrepreneur Scales make the perfect gift for your colleagues.
When asked what’s next, Norbury hinted that he’s in discussions with a production company about The Scalability Coach workout DVD.
The Entrepreneur Scales can be purchased by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org.
(Not to be used as part of a calorie controlled diet)